Last year I had a wonderful summer.....I laid out in the sun (in front of a fan sans clothes!), drank gin flavored Crystal Lite (or maybe Cuervo Cuervo Tequila depending upon my mood) and when I got too hot I had my cabana boy spritz me down. Cabana boy also grilled whatever I was craving at the time.....
Now cabana boy is gone....so I'm looking to hire for this summer. Qualifications/duties include, but are not limited to:
- Must be able to multi-task (spritz and talk at the same time)
- Be up on current politics
- Have some semblance of intelligence
- Expert/advanced level of grilling
This is not an entry level position; experience preferred. Please submit current resume and cover letter explaining why you are interested in this position and why you feel I should hire you.
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